This is where I store pieces I haven't posted yet, pieces I've posted but taken down, and things which have no connection with the site.

silas

archbishop


john phoenix

some poems

lambert

murr

ramsey cambridgeshire

ethel sartre

raymond ruarke

pmnb

brian



Future

Repeat

Bottle

Extreme Opera

Dresscrime

Blah

How To Sabotage Your Page Ranking

Bikini Napalm Babes On Hogs (Real Hogs, Not The Puffy Bike)

Kinky Librarians With Morris Travellers

Toasters!

Serapion Books


(The following three things were written
specifically to apply for a job advertised
at an American website:)

War News

Hollywood Gay Mafia

Cons. Theory Test