Hello, and welcome to my homepage. My name is Ulrich Haarbürste and I like to write stories
about Roy Orbison being wrapped up in cling-film. If you have written any stories about Roy
being completely wrapped in clingfilm please send them to me and I may put them up on the site.
If you have a site with stories about other pop stars being wrapped in cling-film mail me and we
can exchange links.
Update October:
A New Zealand edition of my book is now also available to buy, published by Lawrence & Gibson. A new world record for the most number of people simultaneously wrapped in clingfilm was established at the launch party.
Readers in Chicago or indeed the rest of the US should note that Quimby's often have the original edition in stock.
Readers anywhere in the world are reminded that the book is always available to purchase through my online sellers for efficient and courteous global delivery, here.
Bookshop owners please note, the above is for individual online orders only, all book trade orders should go via Nielsen using the ISBN number 978-0-9554602-0-3 or directly to my main distributors York Publishing Services.
Update September 2007:
A review of my book in the noted Guardian newspaper in Britain! It concludes: 'This self-published
novel may appear to cater to specialised tastes. But it is highly recommended to
non-fetishists, who will find it inventively hilarious.'
I am somewhat bemused by the people who congratulate me as a humorist. I am not above light-hearted asides but really I see myself as the last romantic. Nevertheless the review is gratifying.
(However the reviewer makes the mistake of ascribing the work to Mr. Kelly, who is merely my business manager. Asking for it by his name will get you nowhere in bookshops as only mine appears on the work.)
Update March 2007:
Here is an interview with me conducted by a newspaper journalist.
Roy in Clingfilm Story 4
Roy in Clingfilm Story 5
Roy in Clingfilm in Space
Roy in Clingfilm at Christmas
Other Links of Interest
Michael Kelly's Fan Fiction archive
ulrichhaarburste@hotmail.com