Michael Kelly's Page of Misery

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Dan Atkinson is my god

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Living in a private world where the British Empire still endures, I'm exempted having to give a damn about US politics.

But to the British media, for their coverage of Sarah Palin, I'd just like to say: you fucking snobs. You rotten bloody snobs, you bloody blinkered fools. You are the inbred, uncouth, unmannerly, inward-looking provincials.

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This here may well be the best literary site on the net

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My new book is out! See here for details


The Ulrich Haarburste book


Why I hate TLC

Why I hate the Internet

Why I love Victor Mature's eyelids

Why I hate Mormons

The Lost Art of Seduction

75 Well-chosen Words

How To Be Calm

A Bad Kid

Free Competition: Win My Hand In Marriage

Castrate the bastards!

What I will be doing for the Millennium

Film trivia

Korsakov's

Jerusalem

Where I went for my Holidays

Index


(The above originally posted Sept-Oct 99)



A Rare Find

Station XXX

Blood Thirsty

Bible Studies

TV Guide

History of the Future

Women With Tea

Online Support Groups

A Great Day For Children Everywhere

Stiffen the Sinews and Summon the Blood

Online Sperm Bank

Some Obscure Saints

(The above posted Spring 2000 - Autumn 2001)


Pass Notes

The Detectives' Exchange Scheme

French Intellectuals in Afghanistan

Dear Clarissa

Can We Smoke On Planes Now?

Nothing Much

Too Hard To Swallow

Was ist das 'Go'?

A Cat of Genius

New Humanist Pieces

University of the Damned

Your Questions Answered

(Autumn 2001 - Summer 2002)


Rogue Mail

How to Avoid Christmas

Gene Genie

Pour le Cinephiles

For What It's Worth

Slash Fiction Archive

Interview Archive

Love Birds

Free Prussia

Breaking News

Street Wise

Strange Meeting

The City on the Edge of Tomorrow

Around the Galleries

Balls

Ouch

(Autumn 2002 - Summer 2003)


Klotilda: A Fragment

How to Talk Foolish

Test your Lateral Thinking

No Longer Topical

Yikes

Spy Kid

Tosser

Moo

Film Fun

Harrumph

Just Gotta Dance

Blockheads

Second Delivery

Darkness Risible

Just Found This

Is More

Unedited Yak

Next Act

Journal of Distraction

Classical Stalker

Rights and Wrongs

Wardrobe Malfunction


(The above posted 2004-2006)


Treacher Teacher

Jack Boots

Is Sequel

Doomsday Book

That's Gotta Hurt

Sooty and Sweep Macbeth

For November the 11th

The Martyrdom of Larry Grayson

Deleted Scene from 'Godawful Life'

Around the Forums

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A Poem


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