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Dan Atkinson is my god
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Living in a private world where the British Empire still endures, I'm exempted having to give a
damn about US politics.
But to the British media, for their coverage of Sarah Palin, I'd just like to say: you
fucking snobs. You rotten bloody snobs, you bloody blinkered fools. You
are the inbred, uncouth, unmannerly, inward-looking provincials.
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