From time to time I have received e-mails from people asking my advice on various things or my opinion on weighty matters of the day. And why not? I am, after all, incredibly wise as well as very handsome. And although my first inclination was to tell them to piss off, it occurred to me that I had a duty to share my wisdom with the world, and that I might as well set up an 'Answers to Correspondents' column.
Questions Answered So Far:
How can I deal with my Scottish boss?
What is the Meaning of Death?
Why is there War?
How may I win your hand in marriage?
Why did Donald Duck never wear pants?
Can a man's love for a dog go too far?
Singing in factories
What is the derivation of the word 'loo'?
Sidebar: Marriage Contest hots up
Is it really better to have loved and lost?
Where does the phrase 'How's your father' come from?
Is there a cure for Oprah Winfrey?
Discipline in the workplace
Marriage Contest latest
More office etiquette
What is the point of the Mobius Strip?
What is the meaning of Moby Dick?
Catfight!
Free Association
A what in a what?
Where is the lost island of Deriobar?
Penis Enlargement
Return of the Marriage Competition
Who would do such a thing?
Marriage Contest 17th Anniversary Update
What Theme Tune Would You Have?
If you have a question you would like me to answer feel free to mail me at
mkquestions@hotmail.com